Enlighten Breath Mints for the Unemployed

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life. We cater to book worms, Star Trek fans, nature lovers, and everyone else.

Our origins are shrouded in mystery, with some accounts tracing the Unemployed Philosophers Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE, while others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages. More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

In your quest for enlightenment, you've tried it all. Yoga, meditation, ashrams, gurus, herbal teas, acupuncture, fasting, hiking, chanting, and the list goes on. Little did you know that complete enlightenment is just an e-commerce click away, thanks to Enlightenmints. Just pop one or two in your mouth, close your eyes, and let the minty taste transport you to an inner kingdom of peace, knowledge, and tranquility. All of your problems will come into focus, truths will reveal themselves, and your breath will become as pristine as a Himalayan stream. Even the reusable tin they come in is inspiring! And what if you discover we've exaggerated and they don't do all that we claim? Well, that's a form of enlightenment too, isn't it?

Don't go anywhere without UPG's invigorating little mints in a tin. Who knew you could get this cool? Just pop one or two in your mouth, close your eyes, and let the minty taste transport you to an inner kingdom of peace, knowledge, and tranquility. All of your problems will come into focus, truths will reveal themselves, and your breath will become as pristine as a Himalayan stream. Contains 1 tin of sugar-free breath mints. No aspartame. Kosher, sugarless, and gluten-free. Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches. Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts. UPG has presents of mind.

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